One missing engine cap brought an entire counter to a standstill. A woman needed a replacement for her Buick, but the name she gave left everyone staring at one another in disbelief. Before this collection of jokes veers into runaway wishes and costly misunderstandings, her simple sketch delivers the first surprise—and everything depends on taking one small, unexpected turn… Continues…
The laughs keep coming: an aging driver compares bodily troubles to leaking radiators and backfiring exhausts. A snail labels his speedy Datsun “240-S,” inspiring “Look at that S-car go!” Cinderella wishes her cat into a handsome man—who reminds her she had him neutered. A rancher spends $599 of her last $600 on a bull, then telegrams “comfortable”: “Come for the bull.” Finally, a baby’s earache persists because “R ear” on the eardrop label gets read as “rear.”
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